Zoo Vadis

Just as Sauron’s shadow began to spread across Middle-earth, so too did this innocent little game with its pleasant graphics, little animals, and Knizia’s signature come to stir the waters and turn the table from innocent hobbits into an Uruk-hai feast. My first encounter with this piece reminded me of some innocent childhood years in the 80s when they asked me 'have you ever played diplomacy?' and it seemed like a good idea to go — what harm could come of it. Here, each player gets a herd of little animals, which tries to reach the good zoo park so that visitors can see them and be happy.

It sounds simple, but there is a small thematic issue — to move on to the next area, you need the consent of the majority in the area you are in, a fact that turns this cute exercise into a recital of betrayal, backstabbing, and false friendship. An epic stage for cuttlefish, weasels, mice, and masters of QQjitsu everywhere to unfold their talent. It doesn’t look like it, but with the right company, epic laughter can break out. Conversely, with exactly the right company and all the banter that goes on every round, the game can take ages — especially with the 6/7 people the game supports. If it’s been a while since you argued with your fellow diners at the weekly gatherings, it is exactly what you need. Epic!